17 September, 2008

Sweet Home Bella Emberg

I don't like the Kid Rock song in the charts at the moment. Apart from the fact that it's a bit crass and stupid, there is nothing for me to relate to with it.

There's a lot of things that don't translate from American rap culture to England. They have the shizzle to the dizzle, but I left my thingumybob by my oojimy. When they say West Coast vs East Coast, they mean Los Angeles vs New York. When we say west coast vs east coast, we mean Weston Super Mare vs Great Yarmouth. And while Kid Rock might have grown up trying funny things and smoking funny things and singing sweet home alabama all summer long, I grew up on (amongst other things, mum=) crisps and Russ Abbot and Bella Emberg.

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